Monday, October 8, 2007

Mileage, Gas & GPS watches - oy vey

These are a few things I experienced today.

1) I put in mileage as part of my training. Aimed for 3.5 miles, lost steam so only went 2.71. I also haven't gotten any faster since last week. That makes me sad. I'm trying to find solace in the fact that I'm doing morning runs around my neighborhood which is very hilly. Also, I went slowwwwly on the downhill runs because I don't want to blow my fat little knees.

2) Gas. Hmmmm...let's just say I have probably been consuming too much dairy. Boohoo.

NOW for some fun stuff!

3) I picked up a little toy for myself - I'm so excited! It is literally a wristheld watch-like GPS system! It tracks my running pace, mileage, elevation, heart rate and calories burned. I figure that it's an investment in my 10k, half marathon and marathon training. The more $$ I spend, the more vested I become, and hopefully the more committed I'll be. Kisses kisses to my Garmin Forerunner 305:

Now that I've bored the hell out of you - here's the fun stuff! Thanks to the Sparky Marathoners and Runners for the guiding me to the following words of wisdom. Please vote on your favorite:

  1. I have the body of a god...too bad it's Buddha
  2. So many men, so few who can afford me
  3. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
  4. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
  5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
  6. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
  7. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  9. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun. Go away.
  10. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
  11. I hate everybody...and you're next.
  12. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
  13. All stressed out and no one to choke.
  14. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
  15. You are just jealous that the voices talk to me and not you.


mboc said...

Definitely not #2. No one would believe you.

Jamie said...

Duh!! 7 and 8 are the same thing. Should have known the one you'd repeat would be about food.

amber said...

fun toy!

okay, what are all these slogans for? that'll help me vote.

Jamie said...

What a great "watch!" Isn't my bday coming up? ahahaha!

10yearstogether said...

Amber - I just wamt to kmow which ome your fave is! YOu kmow I like to keep thimgs imteractive - lol.

WeezerMonkey said...

I had the same reaction as Amber. I need a real reason, damn it.

dapotato said...

are you trying to subliminally tell us 7/8?

R said...

For the sake of argument, I liked 11, 13, 14, and 15. That could just be because AF is coming to visit next week though. ;)

I like your new gadget! :)

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