My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades

I love my friends and clients sometimes. Some of them can read me like a book. Honestly? I cried like a moted F-bombing baby when I got these in the mail from a certain someone. That was after my heart started racing. I couldn't say thank you enough. I don't remember the last time I got myself a luxury item, I kind of stopped doing that a few years ago even though I splurge every now and then for certain gadgets.

Truth? I got some Tom Ford Whitney knockoffs from QT Sunglasses for like $11. I wanted the real ones but I was too cheap to buy them. I left them in my car when it was really hot, and the paint/plastic melted a little bit, so I pushed it back into place but a piece peeled off. I wore them anyway, and one day I took them off and they scratched my face right below my eye. Knockoff FAIL.

So imagine how I felt when I got these in the mail. I'm going to wear these indefinitely.


Obligatory EMO-let's-pretend-this-isn't-a-self-portrait picture: